Too crazy...

Stats:
Total hands: 48836
vpip: 12.92
bb/100: -.85


Played a 410 hand session...results are awful...lets see why...

I have 4 showdown hands that net me -100bb:
I have 6 showdown hands in the green...$27.75, $19.55, $14.55 > none were interesting

KK vs ?? in sb vs bb
FullTiltPoker Game #4494526744: Table English Elm - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:09:43 ET - 2007/12/13
Seat 1: danielburke ($53.35)
Seat 2: TFEEAUB56 ($29.95)
Seat 3: baitsnake ($36.05)
Seat 4: lemonshillbot ($59.30)
Seat 5: DIMOSS ($49)
Seat 6: Nella88 ($27.10)
Seat 7: Cuongster ($88)
Seat 8: kirkir7 ($12)
Seat 9: CarazyOne ($80.75)
CarazyOne posts the small blind of $0.25
danielburke posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to danielburke [Kh Kc]
TFEEAUB56 folds
baitsnake calls $0.50
lemonshillbot calls $0.50
DIMOSS folds
Nella88 folds
Cuongster folds
kirkir7 folds
CarazyOne raises to $3
danielburke raises to $9
baitsnake folds
lemonshillbot folds
CarazyOne calls $6
*** FLOP *** [6c 7c Jd]
CarazyOne checks
danielburke bets $13
CarazyOne raises to $58 << what am i hoping for from this...TT-AA?
danielburke calls $31.35, and is all in
CarazyOne shows [Jc Jh]
danielburke shows [Kh Kc]
Uncalled bet of $13.65 returned to CarazyOne
*** TURN *** [6c 7c Jd] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [6c 7c Jd Th] [3c]
CarazyOne shows three of a kind, Jacks
danielburke shows a pair of Kings
CarazyOne wins the pot ($104.70) with three of a kind, Jacks
danielburke adds $50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $107.70 | Rake $3
Board: [6c 7c Jd Th 3c]
Seat 1: danielburke (big blind) showed [Kh Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: TFEEAUB56 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: baitsnake folded before the Flop
Seat 4: lemonshillbot folded before the Flop
Seat 5: DIMOSS didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Nella88 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Cuongster didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: kirkir7 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: CarazyOne (small blind) showed [Jc Jh] and won ($104.70) with three of a kind, Jacks

limp/go crazy with AK oop
FullTiltPoker Game #4494425558: Table Washington - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:00:31 ET - 2007/12/13
Seat 1: pallavicini ($36.60)
Seat 2: CogitCom ($74.45)
Seat 3: CarazyOne ($65.60)
Seat 4: MasterPUA ($51.20)
Seat 5: turtledove03 ($72.45)
Seat 6: kirkir7 ($8.50)
Seat 7: danielburke ($50)
Seat 8: smksho ($28.75)
Seat 9: doctortom49 ($55)
kirkir7 posts the small blind of $0.25
danielburke posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to danielburke [As Kc]
smksho raises to $1
doctortom49 calls $1
pallavicini folds
CogitCom calls $1
CarazyOne folds
MasterPUA folds
turtledove03 calls $1
kirkir7 folds
danielburke calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [8h 2s Kh]
danielburke checks
smksho checks
doctortom49 has 15 seconds left to act
doctortom49 bets $5
CogitCom calls $5
turtledove03 folds
danielburke has 15 seconds left to act
danielburke raises to $13 << smallish bet. i dont usually do this...theres a FD on board, and TP probably wouldnt fold to this c/r. it was a useless bet.
smksho folds
doctortom49 has 15 seconds left to act
doctortom49 raises to $21 << lead/minrr'r ... kind of what i was hoping for, gets it to heads up...i expect to run into ak+ from this with a low chance of kq joining in on the fun
CogitCom folds
danielburke raises to $49, and is all in
doctortom49 calls $28
danielburke shows [As Kc]
doctortom49 shows [2d 2c]
*** TURN *** [8h 2s Kh] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2s Kh 4d] [Ac]
danielburke shows two pair, Aces and Kings
doctortom49 shows three of a kind, Twos
doctortom49 wins the pot ($105.25) with three of a kind, Twos
danielburke adds $50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $108.25 | Rake $3
Board: [8h 2s Kh 4d Ac]
Seat 1: pallavicini didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: CogitCom folded on the Flop
Seat 3: CarazyOne didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: MasterPUA didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: turtledove03 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: kirkir7 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: danielburke (big blind) showed [As Kc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 8: smksho folded on the Flop
Seat 9: doctortom49 showed [2d 2c] and won ($105.25) with three of a kind, Twos

KK oop 4 way to the $40 pot to the flop
FullTiltPoker Game #4494355088: Table Harwood - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:54:09 ET - 2007/12/13
Seat 1: Kalbar8 ($62.60)
Seat 2: MasterChiefT11 ($22.35)
Seat 3: danielburke ($50)
Seat 4: NotBlessed ($29.55)
Seat 5: hammerva ($55.75)
Seat 6: Max1r ($44.30)
Seat 7: FEIGN ($39.75)
Seat 8: SkiDooSledder ($45.50)
Seat 9: Jimmy Putt ($20)
MasterChiefT11 posts the small blind of $0.25
danielburke posts the big blind of $0.50
5 seconds left to act
Jimmy Putt is sitting out
Time has expired
Jimmy Putt has returned
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to danielburke [Ks Kh]
NotBlessed folds
hammerva raises to $2
Max1r folds
FEIGN calls $2
SkiDooSledder folds
Kalbar8 calls $2
MasterChiefT11 calls $1.75
danielburke has 15 seconds left to act
danielburke raises to $10
hammerva has 15 seconds left to act
hammerva calls $8
FEIGN calls $8
Kalbar8 has 15 seconds left to act
Kalbar8 calls $8
MasterChiefT11 folds
*** FLOP *** [Th 2s 2h] ($40 pot)
danielburke has 15 seconds left to act
danielburke bets $15 (stack size is $40) i dont expect to see aa from the call/callers, betting less than half the pot to give hope to jj-qq that i might save the rest of my stack with an ak sort of hand...
hammerva raises to $45.75, and is all in
FEIGN folds
Kalbar8 folds
danielburke calls $25, and is all in
hammerva shows [Qh Qc]
danielburke shows [Ks Kh]
Uncalled bet of $5.75 returned to hammerva
*** TURN *** [Th 2s 2h] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Th 2s 2h Qs] [As]
hammerva shows a full house, Queens full of Twos
danielburke shows two pair, Kings and Twos
hammerva wins the pot ($119) with a full house, Queens full of Twos
hammerva: geez
danielburke adds $50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $122 | Rake $3
Board: [Th 2s 2h Qs As]
Seat 1: Kalbar8 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: MasterChiefT11 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: danielburke (big blind) showed [Ks Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Twos
Seat 4: NotBlessed didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: hammerva showed [Qh Qc] and won ($119) with a full house, Queens full of Twos
Seat 6: Max1r didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: FEIGN folded on the Flop
Seat 8: SkiDooSledder didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Jimmy Putt is sitting out

set on monotone board ip
FullTiltPoker Game #4494626306: Table Fabian - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:18:40 ET - 2007/12/13
Seat 1: guned2 ($10)
Seat 2: Luuucas ($90.30)
Seat 3: justplaynluck ($88.55)
Seat 4: danielburke ($49.20)
Seat 5: Mr_R_Hand ($73.40)
Seat 6: ski14 ($0), is sitting out
Seat 7: callbluff1 ($87.75)
Seat 8: will_haro ($12.50)
Seat 9: UptownGirl07 ($11.15)
callbluff1 has 5 seconds left to act
callbluff1 is sitting out
will_haro posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to danielburke [6d 6s]
callbluff1 stands up
UptownGirl07 folds
Luuucas folds
justplaynluck folds
danielburke raises to $1.50 first in, raise it up...
scoops45 sits down
Mr_R_Hand calls $1.50
will_haro calls $1
*** FLOP *** [6c 8c 2c]
scoops45 adds $49
will_haro checks
danielburke has 15 seconds left to act
danielburke bets $3.50 board was monotone, thought about a $2 bet instead of a 3.5 bet. reason for that thought is somewhat pot control because i a fd to come along regardless.
ski14 adds $5
ski14 has returned
Mr_R_Hand raises to $9.50 what raises here? overpair, set, flush?
will_haro folds
danielburke calls $6 let card come off, c/r all in if its non club [bad vs flush, good vs lower set, good vs overpair+fd], check call bet river if it pairs board.
*** TURN *** [6c 8c 2c] [3c]
danielburke checks
Mr_R_Hand checks check behind? made flush gets sad? ace high flush feels too strong? set doesnt like?
*** RIVER *** [6c 8c 2c 3c] [2h]
danielburke bets $38.20, and is all in bad push. pot is 23 ish? i like a $18 bet better. more flushes will call....if opp pushes, call and be sad of course.
Mr_R_Hand calls $38.20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
danielburke shows [6d 6s] a full house, Sixes full of Twos
Mr_R_Hand shows [8d 8s] a full house, Eights full of Twos
Mr_R_Hand wins the pot ($96.90) with a full house, Eights full of Twos
danielburke adds $50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $99.90 | Rake $3
Board: [6c 8c 2c 3c 2h]
Seat 1: guned2 is sitting out
Seat 2: Luuucas didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: justplaynluck didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: danielburke showed [6d 6s] and lost with a full house, Sixes full of Twos
Seat 5: Mr_R_Hand (button) showed [8d 8s] and won ($96.90) with a full house, Eights full of Twos
Seat 6: ski14 (small blind) is sitting out
Seat 7: callbluff1 is sitting out
Seat 8: will_haro (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: UptownGirl07 didn't bet (folded)

better betting?
FullTiltPoker Game #4494605806: Table Cavaliers - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:16:49 ET - 2007/12/13
Seat 1: gemsetr ($63.85)
Seat 2: danielburke ($47.75)
Seat 3: pyththm6810 ($50.55)
Seat 4: Zwerk77 ($10)
Seat 5: passiveharry ($48.70)
Seat 6: gene75 ($38.30)
Seat 7: FEIGN ($39.20)
Seat 8: TapBed ($21.80)
Seat 9: pokerfaze_com ($56.10)
danielburke posts the small blind of $0.25
pyththm6810 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to danielburke [Jh Kh]
Zwerk77 has 15 seconds left to act
Zwerk77 is sitting out
Zwerk77 has timed out
Zwerk77 folds
passiveharry folds
gene75 calls $0.50
FEIGN folds
TapBed calls $0.50
pokerfaze_com folds
gemsetr folds
danielburke calls $0.25
pyththm6810 checks
*** FLOP *** [7s 5h 2h]
danielburke has 15 seconds left to act
danielburke bets $1.25
pyththm6810 folds
gene75 calls $1.25
TapBed folds
*** TURN *** [7s 5h 2h] [4h]
danielburke has 15 seconds left to act
danielburke bets $3
gene75 has 15 seconds left to act
gene75 raises to $6
danielburke has 15 seconds left to act
danielburke raises to $14 sizing, any good?...whats my plan to a rr?
gene75 calls $8
*** RIVER *** [7s 5h 2h 4h] [6c]
danielburke has 15 seconds left to act
danielburke bets $14 opponent has $22.80 left..pots at $29.5
gene75 calls $14
*** SHOW DOWN ***
danielburke shows [Jh Kh] a flush, King high
gene75 mucks
danielburke wins the pot ($57.50) with a flush, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $60.50 | Rake $3
Board: [7s 5h 2h 4h 6c]
Seat 1: gemsetr (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: danielburke (small blind) showed [Jh Kh] and won ($57.50) with a flush, King high
Seat 3: pyththm6810 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Zwerk77 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: passiveharry didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: gene75 mucked [Ah 3d] - a straight, Seven high
Seat 7: FEIGN didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: TapBed folded on the Flop
Seat 9: pokerfaze_com didn't bet (folded)

Summary:
Got somewhat unlucky, but also made some bets that only get called by better hands.

Lesson:
Be a better bettor.